1) That would mean I’d have to finally cave and buy a new straightener instead of borrowing my roommate’s $200 Chi.
2) I would probably also have to find that hair dryer that I haven’t used since I lived with my parents.
3) If/when I run out of body wash I do not want to smell like axe/old spice/etc.
4) If/when I run out of deodorant I do not want to smell like axe/old spice/etc.
5) Said ‘guy’ might expect me to stop sleeping with my stuffed animal lamb, Lambie, which I’m simply not emotionally prepared for.
6) I’m not ready to forfeit my evening game of iphone solitaire for conversation (et al.).
